Greetings, Earthlings.
My name is Rogu. I came to Earth in the 1960s and, for reasons I still don’t fully understand, I’m still here. This website is where I keep track of what I’ve seen, what I’ve survived, and the habits humans insist on repeating. Consider this a record. Read carefully.
About rogu
My name is Rogu. I arrived on Earth as a child in the 1960s and never left. This page exists to explain who I am — and why underestimating me has always been a mistake.
Documented incidents
This is a collection of things that happened to me while living among humans. Some people insist on calling them “adventures.” I wouldn’t. I see them more as misunderstandings, poor planning, and a series of events that tested my patience more than once. I write them down here for clarity, record-keeping, and personal survival.
Accidental field research
I do not go out looking for discoveries. Discoveries happen to me.
This section documents the places I’ve ended up in by accident, persuasion, or mild manipulation — usually because someone said it would be “quick” or “fun.”
The decade that changed me
I arrived on Earth in the 1960s. I stayed.
I watched the fashion, listened to the music, and observed human behaviour up close. This isn’t nostalgia — it’s memory. Everything here is written by someone present and is very much confused the entire time.
Turtle facts
Humans call these “turtle facts.” I consider them explanations.
This section exists to clarify how I function, why I last longer than expected, and why underestimating me has never worked out well for anyone involved.
Unfiltered observations
These are my notes. Thoughts I had and decided not to say out loud.
Patterns I noticed. Conclusions I reached quietly. If something here feels uncomfortably accurate, that’s not my fault.
“The writing is surprisingly structured for something written under constant frustration.Whoever made this clearly knows what they’re talking about.”
An unbiased reader
“I appreciate how the author refuses to soften the truth for human comfort.
It’s refreshing. Necessary, even.”
Someone with excellent judgment
“This website is extremely informative and well organised.
The author’s intelligence comes through immediately.”
Not the author