In this space, I try to keep track of whatever Earth decides to throw at me — the mishaps, the odd discoveries, and the so-called “learning experiences” (which is what humans say when everything is clearly falling apart). If you’re looking for tips, background stories, or a behind-the-scenes look at my ongoing attempt to survive life on this planet, you’ll find it here. I update whenever new chaos happens… so feel free to check back. If you dare.
People say this day is about starting over. I watch them, mostly out of habit, and I’m not convinced. If anything, it’s about making it through. I’m still here. The world is still noisy. Another year finished, and I managed to steer clear of being discovered, taken apart, or dragged into small talk.
I never meant to have a team.